Nope” — Me, at everything that involves moving.“WHY AM I SO TIRED?
” — Me, knowing exactly why I’m tired.“Does this make me look fat?
” — No, it doesn’t.“Oh god that was awkward…” — Me, at every human interaction ever.“COFFEE. CHEESE” — Me, probably 9 hours a day.“What would happen if like, I just jumped out the window?
” — Me, too often to be actually concerned anymore.“Lol.
” Me, while wearing something that probably makes me look fat.“WHY CAN’T I BE AMY POEHLER OR LISA FRANK, IS SHE DEAD?
Kanye makes some valid and ironic points about arming the youth against misinformation in the “post-internet” age.I imagine the German brass found an appreciation for that whole Coventry thing after the fact, and having been polluted by an unhealthy amount of crime dramas, I imagine it’s possible some Heinous Crime Unit people could develop a strange appreciation for the men and women they chase. But the rest of it — praising a racist demagogue — is some other Tour — aside from excoriating and then exalting Kid Cudi — Kanye has largely abstained from stopping the show to, you know, talk, as he’s done so many times before.I also imagine this is how you might talk when you’re rich, and most of the people you encounter are rich, and it’s been a long time since you’ve gone anywhere without car service. I went to the show in Inglewood not too long ago, and it was completely diatribe-free.Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. How about this: Nine of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards.Oh, but that's okay because you go to church, right? 'Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. You wanna talk to us Northeasterners about fucking arrogance?